YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, WE HAVE ANSWERS...
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01
WHY ON EARTH WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO DO THIS?
This is probably the number one thing we're asked. In prepping for opening this business, I've gone from a long-form answer about stress relief and what it means to have a healthy outlet for violent expression, down to, "Have you ever wanted to hit a printer with a baseball bat?" People seem to connect with the latter much better.
02
CAN I BRING MY OWN STUFF?
Unfortunately, not anymore. We used to allow it, but as the saying goes, a few bad apples spoiled the bunch. Ask us the story about the father and son duo that nearly started a fire by sneaking in a cell phone and piercing the battery, or the family that hid a portable air conditioner under some glasses in a box and wondered why it was making a funny hissing noise after they hit it. The safety of our guests and our staff is our number one priority, and to that end, we cannot allow outside breakables anymore.
03
HOW MUCH SHOULD I EXPECT TO SPEND?
This is really up to you. It depends on how much stuff you want to destroy. The cost is $20 per person to get into the room. That includes access, safety gear, unlimited use of the destruction tools, and cleanup. We have lots of options in inventory. Stuff starts at $0.50 and goes up from there. We have MANY cutely-named value boxes, which will get you a number of items for a low price. On average, people spend $10 to $30 per person on breakables. You never know what you will see and WANT TO DESTROY! Remember those overhead projectors from grade school? We have them...and they sell like hot cakes! A satellite TV dish? We have one! A hanging light fixture? We have that! While supplies last!
04
CAN MY FRIENDS/BUDDIES/SORORITY SISTERS JOIN ME?
ABSOLUTELY! The more, the merrier! 3 people max to a room at a time for the smaller rooms - our insurance company is a nightmare, really. (Honestly, we hate dealing with police reports in the event someone gets hit because first we have to explain what the hell a "destruction depot" is and then how everyone in there got crowbars and ball bats.) For groups of 4 or more, we offer our party room so everyone can smash together!
05
CAN MY KID DO IT?
Yes, if they are ages 13 and up. Parents/ Legal Guardians should remain with the children. This isn't a day care and we need to make sure they are safe. Ask yourself, do you want to arm your child with a claw hammer and turn your back on them? I have 2 kids helping out and I can't break line-of-site on them. If I do, I know they will knock the damn walls down...
Waivers are a must. Fill one out here: Destruction Depot Waiver
06
DO YOU DO PARTIES?
HELL YES, WE DO PARTIES! Divorce parties, break-up parties, birthday parties, corporate team building events, bachelor/bachelorette parties, Arbor Day parties, Presidents Day parties, you name it, we'll help you celebrate it! Contact us for details. Special off-hours events available! We have a large rage room suited for groups over 4 people, and a party room complete with tables & chairs! Take a break from all the breaking and enjoy any food or beverages your group has brought along.
07
DO YOU TAKE DONATIONS?
HELL YES, WE TAKE DONATIONS! Get rid of all your old clutter! Especially those pesky electronics that are a PAIN IN THE ASS to get rid of! We are looking for breakables; glass, ceramic, mirrors, picture frames, anything that shatters, TVs, flat screen computer monitors (not the bubble-back CRT monitors because sadly they contain lead and are toxic), VCRs, stereos, ghetto blasters, toasters, toaster ovens, handheld mixers, coffee pots, speakers, laptops, printers, keyboards, mice (for the computer, not the animal, you maniac). Unfortunately due to space, we cannot take furniture and large appliances at this time. Call for details!
08
DO YOU HAVE GIFT CARDS?
HELL YES, WE DO! Two versions, in fact! Physical cards are available for purchase during our normal business hours. Electronic gift cards are available through our booking page! Both versions can be set to any dollar amount, so you have lots of options for what you can give someone. Not exactly sure how much to spend? Give us a call and we can walk you through the options!