11048 Hi Tech Drive
Whitmore Lake, MI 48189
Located off M-36 behind Indoor Eden and in front of Futureball.
THE O.G. shop
that started it all!
Going strong for over 5 years!
Come and experience our LEGENDARY customer service and see why we have the distinction of being the, "Best Rage Room in the Midwest"!
BY APPOINTMENT ONLY
TUES - THUR: 5:00 PM - 9:00 PM
FRI & SAT: 1:00 PM - 9:00 PM
SUN: 12:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Open off-hours for parties/events, please call to arrange details.
WHAT WE OFFER
Want to relieve some stress? Blow off a little steam? Try our RAGE ROOMS!!
Smash dishes, bottles, TVs, printers, or whatever fun things we have in stock this week! Use ball bats, crowbars, hammers, and golf clubs to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!
There are two smaller rooms for up to 3 people & a larger party room for groups up to 12 people where you can smash whatever objects you desire! There are viewing windows for those that wish to watch the fun while not partaking.
All clean up is handled by our wonderful staff. You have the fun/therapy, we take care of the mess!
HOW RAGE ROOMS WORK
Getting going at Destruction Depot is super easy! Once the waiver is signed (you need to be 18 to do this - Parents/Legal Guardians will have to sign on behalf of their kids), there are 3 things to do...
FOLLOW THE RULES
- RAGERS MUST BE AGE 13. NO EXCEPTIONS.
- NO OPEN-TOE SHOES.
- SAFETY GEAR MUST BE WORN TO ENTER THE RAGE ROOMS.
- DO NOT PURPOSEFULLY DESTROY THE STRUCTURE OF THE ROOM.
- ONLY GLASS MAY BE THROWN AGAINST THE WALLS AND FLOOR.
- NO DESTRUCTION WHEN YOUR ROOM DOOR IS OPEN.
SUIT UP & ARM UP
By the very nature of this activity, smashing objects in a confined space is dangerous (who would have thought?).
To help keep our valued guests safe, we provide various articles of safety gear; coverall suits, hard hats, face shields, safety goggles, cut-resistant gloves, ear plugs.
Safety gear is absolutely required to be worn, per our insurance carrier. You're an adult. No one tells you what to do... However, glass in your eye makes a baby out of us all. And for the LOVE OF PETE, wear closed-toe shoes. You're going to be walking around in LOTS of BROKEN GLASS. Seriously. No sandals, flip-flops, or Crocs. You shouldn't be wearing Crocs anyway, but you get the point.
Seriously though, you only need to wear closed-toe shoes, we have the rest of the required safety gear for you.
...Wait...please also wear something to cover the rest of your body when you're not smashing. Our staff are all shy, so let's not make it weird for them by showing up in JUST closed-toe shoes.
GO TO TOWN
Whether you want to carefully measure out each and every hit, or simply destroy everything like a maniac is completely up to you!
The room and the stuff are yours to do with as you please! Feel like spiking a mug off the floor like you just scored a touchdown? GO FOR IT!
Feel like having a friend join you for a round of dish baseball? DO IT! Feel like teeing off with some faux china? FORE!
Maybe you've bought an object that reminds you of the lover that just broke your heart. Bash each and every piece with a crowbar. YOU DO YOU, BOO!
There is no wrong way to destroy your frustration...just make sure you don't take a whole wall out. Wood is expensive and this isn't Demolition Brothers.
ROOM FEE: $35/person
Includes entry and a crate of 15 - 20 breakables for each participant. Additional items are available for purchase at the time of your session. This was recently updated to reflect the inclusion of breakables with each booking - something customers often requested.
+BREAKABLES (Various Prices)
There are many options in the area of what to break. We have items as cheap as $0.50, & it goes up from there. We have lots of value boxes & bundle deals. On a budget? No problem! Just tell us how much you have to spend, and we'll set you up!
LENGTH OF VISIT
But...How long do I get in the room?
Our answer: 45 minutes or until you run out of things to break (whichever comes first)!
We love to be cool and let you hang out but imagine going to a theater with just a few seats and you can't watch the 7pm show you bought tickets for because the last group was 20 minutes late coming in and are staying over. Same deal.
Please be courteous and help us keep the RAGE TRAIN on time!
If you want to know anything beyond what is covered here, feel free to give us a call, or message us via the contact page. We're also ALL OVER social media!
Feel free to give us a like and reach out!
YOU HAVE QUESTIONS,
WE HAVE ANSWERS!
Unfortunately, not anymore. We used to allow it, but as the saying goes, a few bad apples spoil the bunch. Ask us the story about the father and son duo that nearly started a fire by sneaking in a cell phone and piercing the battery, or the family that hid a portable air conditioner under some glasses in a box and wondered why it was making a funny hissing noise after they hit it. The safety of our guests and our staff is our number one priority, and to that end, we cannot allow outside breakables anymore.
CAN I BRING MY OWN STUFF TO BREAK?
Absolutely not. We're glad you're a blacksmith. It's cool you craft armaments for the Ren Faire. That's so neat. Our insurance WILL NOT allow it. Please keep your DIY stuff to your backyard and out of our shop.
CAN I BRING MY OWN WEAPONS?
**RUBBING MY TEMPLES**......There's a story to this. If Matt is around, catch him and ask. We would love to offer it but it isn't possible at this point. We are working on some different options, but for now, we can only offer the Rage Rooms at this location.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AXE THROWING AT WHITMORE LAKE?
Yes, if they are ages 13 and up. Parents/ Legal Guardians need to sign a waiver on behalf of their kiddos. 13 is a hard line set by the insurance company. Realistically, our safety gear only goes down so little. Do you really want your 7 year old swinging around a crowbar that weighs more than them, wearing gloves twice as big as their hand? Trust me, we've seen people try to sneak them by. Waivers are a must, even if you're just watching.
CAN MY KID DO IT?
Fill one out here:
HELL YES, WE DO PARTIES! Divorce parties, break-up parties, birthday parties, corporate team building events, bachelor/bachelorette parties, Arbor Day parties, Presidents Day parties, you name it, we'll help you celebrate it! Contact us for details. We have a large Rage Room suited for groups of 8 - 12 people at a time, and a party room complete with tables & chairs! Take a break from all the breaking and enjoy any food or beverages your group has brought along. Special rates available for large groups. Contact us about off-hours events or whole-facility buyouts!
Email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 734.999.0128 with inquiries.
DO YOU DO PARTIES?
HELL YES, WE TAKE DONATIONS! Get rid of all your old clutter!
Especially those pesky electronics that are a PAIN IN THE ASS to get rid of! We are looking for breakables; glass, ceramic, mirrors, picture frames, anything that shatters, flat screen TVs and computer monitors (not the bubble-back CRT monitors because sadly they contain lead and are not safe to break), VCRs, stereos, ghetto blasters, toasters, toaster ovens, coffee pots, speakers, laptops, printers, keyboards, mice (for the computer, not the animal, you maniac). Unfortunately due to space, we cannot take furniture and large appliances at this time. Email or call for details!
DO YOU TAKE DONATIONS?
HELL YES, WE DO! Two versions, in fact! Physical cards are available for purchase during our normal business hours. Electronic gift cards are available through our booking page! Both versions can be set to any dollar amount, so you have lots of options for what you can give someone. Not exactly sure how much to spend? Contact us and we can walk you through the options!
DO YOU HAVE GIFTCARDS?